Love: Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided...

By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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Same thing different taste

By littlekellilee - 08/03/2012 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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That one weird kid

By Laura - 27/05/2014 15:58 - United States

Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML

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By lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

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First Dates

By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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Slime

By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

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Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 04:48 - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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Saturday 10 May 2014 0:02

Maybe it's time to ask for a seat change.

abzray123 7

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:04

At least you have pretty neck pimples... I think?

Comments

mt631 18

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:16

That's disturbing. Explain the situation to your teacher and ask to be sat elsewhere.

Deltaforce1 9

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:32

You know my day was going pretty bad till i seen this I am so sorry for that

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:48

what the actual ****. so disgusting

CyberGothic 16

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:57

Ew. Eeww. Eeewww!!!

KissMyAnthia200 12

Saturday 10 May 2014 20:43

Your profile pic+your comment=LOL

sassy3dcat 1

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:00

what the (insert word)

HowieDoIt 21

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:21

...fox say?

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:05

...just bad. both of these.

KissMyAnthia200 12

Saturday 10 May 2014 20:42

NO....**** THAT.

garebear61 14

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:10

His choice of words was "pretty"? Wtf is wrong with that kid?

orch_d0rk 14

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:18

Oh man,, some people

mybubbles2000 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:34

Oh My God. That's so disturbing.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:36

You should've set him straight while he was sniffing your hair. He violated being in your personal space so close that you could feel him sniffing your hair. Saying nothing only encouraged him. Don't let people abuse you know matter benign it may seem. It's not okay.

yeongji 31

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:37

I would approach your teacher after class and request for a seat change. I had something similar happen to me before (except the student was less creepy - he started stroking my hair from day one), but luckily it was a class I ended up disliking and dropping anyway. The only problem is that from there, he became a stalker..