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Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML


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On 04/28/2014 at 11:38am - love - by salad - United States (South Carolina)

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Bitches be trippin.

#1 - On 04/28/2014 at 4:36pm by sweetprettykitty

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How could you asking for a bite of her food possibly make her think that? That is so illogical I can't even think of a reason.

#7 - On 04/28/2014 at 4:43pm by miss_jules

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