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Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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On 04/27/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by Shit (man) - United States (California)

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You should fear for your life only if you use your stinger on his daughter. Or if you wear a yellow jacket.

That wouldn't be wise.

#1 - On 04/27/2014 at 3:30pm by Welshite

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That's when you tell him what guns you have and offer to go shooting with him sometime

#5 - On 04/27/2014 at 3:31pm by The_Big_Boss

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