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By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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By thisisavirus.exe - 31/12/2013 20:57 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

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Thousand-yard stare

By timiscuous - 20/04/2020 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:30

You should fear for your life only if you use your stinger on his daughter. Or if you wear a yellow jacket. That wouldn't be wise.

The_Big_Boss 20

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:31

That's when you tell him what guns you have and offer to go shooting with him sometime

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mybubbles2000 13

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:33

He just wants to intimidate you.

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 27 April 2014 23:32

Nooo… ya think?!

JMichael 25

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:33

Then I guess you'd better not hurt his daughter.

ineedagooduser 12

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:34

He's probably just trying to scare you.

nerevarine94 12

Monday 28 April 2014 2:50

Oh really?

ChristianH39 30

Monday 28 April 2014 6:29

Nah he was just trying to impress OP with his badass gun.

arre2006 19

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:35

He's protecting his daughter. aka. His Princess. You dare try to upset the man?

sexpectations 15

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:35

treat her right and you shouldn't have a problem

darlingdollie 24

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:36

Just act like a gentleman and you will be fine :) Dads just want to intimidate you into treating their daughter like a princess

DeeDeeJay 15

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:37

I think he's giving you a warning.

amiralj 12

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:37

He's just letting you know never to hurt his daughter in anyway

LatvianPride 16

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:40

Girlfriend's dad's are always so over dramatic.. I mean, wanting to protect your little girl is one thing, but wtf...

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 28 April 2014 20:22

You obviously don't have a daughter.

azyjazy713 11

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:42

At least you wont have to worry bout hornets. Make sure you act right

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Very very frightening

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