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Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we ran the Skype call all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41313) - you deserved it (5820)

On 04/27/2014 at 9:43am - love - by Amy (grossed out) - Australia (South Australia)

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At least it was long distance vomiting.

#2 - On 04/27/2014 at 12:46pm by Chelsea_bella

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How romantic...

#1 - On 04/27/2014 at 12:45pm by regenerate

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