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Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML
Everyone who is irrelevant except her. Go chase after her and offer to pay her back. You might still get a second date.
Aw man! Sad day. I'm sure you can explain what happened and she'll forgive you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014