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Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44906) - you deserved it (13204)

On 04/06/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

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Everyone who is irrelevant except her. Go chase after her and offer to pay her back. You might still get a second date.

#1 - On 04/06/2014 at 7:31pm by Liyuesigs

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Aw man! Sad day. I'm sure you can explain what happened and she'll forgive you.

#2 - On 04/06/2014 at 7:31pm by XxXBadAshXxX

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