Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (56855) - you deserved it (3937)
On 04/03/2014 at 1:22pm - love - by wiona (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
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Run away. Fast
#1 - On 04/03/2014 at 6:04pm by broski4
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What a C-R-E-E-P.
#4 - On 04/03/2014 at 6:05pm by PenguinBitch
+232 | 42
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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