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Today, the guy I've been dating told me with a wink that before he'll go on any more dates, he'd require me to take a series of "oral exams" to prove I'm right for him. I think he actually expected that to work. NEXT. FML


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On 03/22/2014 at 6:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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That's lame he need to learn how to talk to women

#1 - On 03/22/2014 at 8:27pm by martialart1st18

See in context

Guy: "I'm a gigantic dirtbag."

OP: "True."

Some oral exams aren't that difficult after all.

#4 - On 03/22/2014 at 8:28pm by Welshite

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