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Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43466) - you deserved it (7822)

On 03/13/2014 at 11:36pm - love - by wabbyfish (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Aww :(
Maybe he will change his mind you never know, stay positive

#1 - On 03/14/2014 at 6:39am by uarudeassbitchyo

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Sing it anyways, forget what he says. He might feel dumb at the end.

#3 - On 03/14/2014 at 6:41am by Black_Knight80

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