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Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

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On 03/08/2014 at 4:23am - love - by biwhat (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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He's an insensitive jerk. Sorry to hear about this, OP. He should have been more open-minded and realized what's attractive to you. Just because you like both genders doesn't mean you'll do anything like cheat.

#1 - On 03/08/2014 at 10:30am by JGKLassiter

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I'm sorry OP. But that's something you should discuss before dating.

#3 - On 03/08/2014 at 10:30am by infinitegrace

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