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Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41330) - you deserved it (4499)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:41am - love - by fat - United States (South Carolina)

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Hopefully he meant guys might find you attractive and hit on you. :P

#2 - On 01/07/2014 at 4:38pm by xThatOneWeirdGuy

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Your bf sounds like a jerk. If he can't like you for what you look like, you need to find someone who does. Dump his ass to the curb.

#1 - On 01/07/2014 at 4:38pm by CrazyMelvin

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