Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
I agree, your life sucks (54879) - you deserved it (4506)
On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)
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Dump his sorry ass
#1 - On 01/03/2014 at 11:10am by Cusefan5
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get a new mister that won't screw your sister.
#6 - On 01/03/2014 at 11:13am by fakan
+335 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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