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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

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On 11/15/2013 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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I hope she now understands why it took you so long to introduce her to them.

#4 - On 11/15/2013 at 10:58pm by emeraldisle

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And she stayed for the entire 1 hour interrogation without running away screaming?

Hold on to this one, friend. Hold on to her like grim death.

#8 - On 11/15/2013 at 11:01pm by DocBastard

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