Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I introduced our parents to each other, and they seemed to have already met somewhere, so I asked them about it. At first they seemed shifty, then guilty, then admitted everything. They’ve actually known each other for decades as part of the same swingers group. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
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DocBastard 38
And she stayed for the entire 1 hour interrogation without running away screaming? Hold on to this one, friend. Hold on to her like grim death.
emeraldisle 30
I hope she now understands why it took you so long to introduce her to them.
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Comments (58)
jamnglamgirlie 17
I'm sorry about your parents. :( Hopefully you two are still together?
barbsillvy 10
Wow!! That's creepy and gross... I'm sorry OP.
thatgirl1299 11
#32 next time only reply if it has something to do with instead of snagging a ride to the top
RedPillSucks 31
I thought that said "shagging a ride to the top" I'm thinking... That's how its done!
SarcasticShade 16
She should have told them she doesn't "swing" that way.
JMichael 25
Your parents sound like a lively bunch.
Absoluezer0 12
Well you know. Nothing like some incest and swinging to get the "juices" flowing.
TheHons 7
You kinky little shit
emeraldisle 30
I hope she now understands why it took you so long to introduce her to them.
iknowiwantyou 13
I'd never introduce my significant other to my parents if I knew they were inbred trash. or talked like they were.
mpsteve137 15
Sounds like they approve of her at least
BubbleGrunge 18
Well, if your girlfriend is still around, she's a damn keeper! A sense of humor goes a long way!
SWC_Penguin 17
Rawr
DocBastard 38
And she stayed for the entire 1 hour interrogation without running away screaming? Hold on to this one, friend. Hold on to her like grim death.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Ya but keep her away from your parents.
noobsatin 19
them are some freaky dinky parents.
Gangsterrface 10
If I were you, I'd never bring home another girl. That's just weird. At least she stayed though