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Man or woman?

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML


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On 10/28/2013 at 12:58am - love - by BaconLover - Japan

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Bacon is never a wrong answer.

#1 - On 10/28/2013 at 11:03am by Welshite

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Although bacon is amazing and a direct gift from the gods, I think it's okay to lie and say that you don't love anything more than her in this instance

#3 - On 10/28/2013 at 11:05am by Hollywoodgirl79

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