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Today, my boyfriend told me how jealous he gets when I "hang out" with Dylan. Dylan is the 5-year-old boy whom I babysit every day. My boyfriend wants me to stop, because apparently Dylan cockblocks him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44597) - you deserved it (4908)

On 10/25/2013 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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What an idiot. He's clearly got some issues.

#1 - On 10/26/2013 at 6:06am by GraceyBlueEyes

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"Dylan, you better stop messing with my girl or I'll beat the shit out of you!"

"Oooohhh, you said a bad word!"

#5 - On 10/26/2013 at 6:08am by MrSassypants

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