When you see this movie coming to theaters next year, you'll know where they got the idea.

Not sure if crediting OP for living it and posting it. Or me for coming up with this situation.

Lol, you for the idea. Sorry about the ambiguity.

Sounds like Stewie Griffin!

So if your boyfriend wanted to have more sex with you, you would quit your job, right?

Um...I imagine babysitting a five year old is a lot less time per week than a full time job. How is this boy going to cope when he grows up (in age, I doubt his maturity will increase) and his girlfriend spends 40 hours a week away from him? And maybe spends some time with friends after work? Is he then entitled to be jealous of every single one of her colleagues and associates, and see her working or just generally doing things without him as a "technical" cockblock? Is anything that prevents a male having sex with his partner "technically cockblocking"? God forbid a woman shouldn't available for sex every minute of the day.

OP's boyfriend is not complaining about lack of quality time - that could be understandable, since OP says she's babysitting everyday. I assume she's doing that in the afternoons/evenings, and the chances are she goes to school/lectures/whatever in the mornings, because typically babysitting is a job that is done by teenagers/students. So, yeah, OP's boyfriend has the right to miss OP. But, as I said, he's not complaining about lack of quality time, which I understand as, generally, time spend in a nice way with your SO, be it watching TV series, cuddling or parachuting. He's complaining that he's getting ****-blocked by a 5 year old. Come on.

"…watching TV series, cuddling or parachuting." Well, that escalated quickly.

Hey, whatever works for the couple, right? ;)

That's what OP failed to mention. He's 4. He has every right to be jealous of the older alpha male Dylan.