Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
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SmuggletheBudgie 15
What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.
killerclowns 8
Romantic, or something
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Comments (140)
SmuggletheBudgie 15
What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.
NeatNit 32
I hope you said yes.
Rainhawk94 27
I hope the bird said yes too
LanceGoodthrust 19
The OP obviously is a classy lady herself... She called a toilet "the crapper."
Ambient25 24
you're right, she didn't say "shitter" >_>
IloveToLaugh143 21
I think this is cute. Even though it would probably be better if he was sober. Did you say yes?
hannahsnyder69 16
She called it a crapper to paint an illusion for the scenario, subliminally referencing that toilet is far to classy for such a moment
PuggieKid 22
Guess what I'm saying instead of toilet now.
wowthatsucks5 8
Can we all just appreciate her name is "shittyproposal"
skyttlz 32
#77- I don't know about everyone else but I'm getting tired of all "shitty" puns.
rememberkids 14
I have to agree. That is all.
bellebe1998 16
I hope you told the bastard no.
Jameslb 2
Still a better love story than Twilight.
jillian2296 11
you think its cute for someone to purpose while on the toilet??
killerclowns 8
Romantic, or something
Ambient25 24
as being currently drunk, I can tell you that he forgot the romantic moonlight
Ambient25 24
*romantic moonlight serenade...which is not something you put on a salad :D
Enslaved 36
Who needs moonlight, when he had his own moon to show the OP? (:
klaralynn 17
At least he drunkenly proposed to OP, not someone else.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
Well at least you'll have a story to tell the grandkids.
ohSNAPyall 26
"Once upon a time, we almost got engaged."
euphoricness 28
Or maybe: "I can still remember the sweet smell of shit and the wind blowing through my hair from the fan in the bathroom. Yup it was so romantic alright"
MyUsernameKatie 31
Then he vomited all over himself. It truly was love.
pirrirri 8
This sounds like a crappy situation.
Rainhawk94 27
You're fired
Ambient25 24
and rehired!
Sandsh8rk 36
Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
Rainhawk94 27
Crap
Ambient25 24
but what if dinosaurs attack...can I tape my thumbs to my palms and act like them??
nnnope 26
your username made me laugh harder than it should have.
BillyBobJoe12346 3
So,was it a shitty proposal?
FlyingLeumer 19
I believe her username answers that question
Robbieisadowg 16
#9 In that case, are you actually a flying leumer?
jh921971 10
He's got nothing to hide! Say yes!
Wakachulak 22
Accept before he sobers up and retracts it!
graceinsheepwear 33
Straight from the old "gotta trap me a man" school of dating.
ballettillidie 8
Dawwwww! How romantic!!!
gracehi 31
Congratulations! :D Oh so romantic.