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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53454) - you deserved it (5073)

On 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by O-|---<=~ (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

#1 - On 10/18/2013 at 11:15pm by Nyx

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He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

#3 - On 10/18/2013 at 11:15pm by LanceGoodthrust

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