Fun night out

By highlydisgusted - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 236
You deserved it 4 827

Top comments

At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him

Bostern 29

Comments

At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him

I personally don't see this as a very big issue, considering sometimes you have to really go and if you don't, you're going to end up ******** yourself. I think OP should look past this and hopefully give him another date if it was good beyond that one mishap. You know what I mean?

michaelaranda 28

no I dont. Who the **** takes a dump in the bushes during a first date?

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Seriously! Does this guy have any class? You have to wait until at least the third date before you start taking dumps in the bushes!

59- More like who the **** takes a dump in the bushes at all?

Better than going in your pants. I have Crohn's disease. Look it up. It took two years of roadside stops and soiling myself before they even started testing for it. Even now I have to take A-D pills whenever I leave my house. I have no control over it.

What if there wasn't a bathroom room near by? It's better for him to go in some bushes than end up taking a crap on himself -.- what if he got good poisoning from something he ate and got diarrhea? We're only looking at this from OPs p.o.v and not really considering the guys reasoning.

Do you realize how well both your username and comment number fit this FML #2? If you add a space in the middle of your username, it becomes ‘Nooo Peee’. I'm sure everyone can figure out the comment number joke on their own. Haha

Bostern 29

Should have said "date number 2". Chances for puns like these don't come often!

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta.... Hold on :runs to bushes:

He went to the bushes to pay call of doodie brown ops.

I actually thought this was hilarious!!! At least he came better than "the comment" lol

meganmagee 11

well, that's a shitty situation.

SAME ON YOU SHAME ON YOUR FAMILY. You need to go ask the lord for forgiveness for your terrible, terrible sin. TIME OUT GO TO THE CORNER

perdix 29

That comment was so bright, I'm gonna need some sunglasses.

graceinsheepwear 33

perdix, didn't you get some at that comedy for ordinary people class you took?

perdix 29

#80, you mean the class I ... *Lowers sunglasses* teach.

meganmagee 11

could someone please explain why my comment was so bad it warranted being buried?

I thought it was hysterical.. hahaha punny

meganmagee 11

Is this something that occurs in Canada? I know that my comment is most likely going to be thumbed down, but does anyone take a dump in the bushes with modern indoor plumbing?

Yes, this only happens in Canada, the home of the moose and no indoor plumbing. They also have no cordless telephones or fire.

Bushes with indoor plumbing? What a novel idea.

JMichael 25

Or grocery stores. They have to hunt for all their food. They're also still Nomadic.

We don't have the Internet, either. So how am I posting this? Polar bear.

Really?? You have to ask if this is a Canadian thing? Morons and idiots are everywhere, in every country. Would you like me to judge your country based on an FML post. Sheesh! Crazy Canuk

mansen 15

you, you caught the mythical wifi polar bear??? Quick! What's his password!!! The wifi geese are starting to fly south and I need a connection!

Actually I live near Ottawa and it’s more of an issue here, most places don’t have a public bathroom or won’t let you use it! Especially in downtown Ottawa