Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
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Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML
Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was walking in the woods with the girl I like when I saw a vine overhanging a small creek. Trying to make her laugh, I took off my shirt and started swinging on the vine like Tarzan. The vine snapped and I fell into the creek. Guess who's missing half the skin on his back? FML
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Top comments
AhouKaho 11
Well you were almost sitting in a tree K I S S I N G
emirie 21
I hope the tree wasn't too tall.
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emirie 21
I hope the tree wasn't too tall.
tanekdrachonae 19
Cheer up OP, he may think it was worth it. :-)
YoureABuzzkill 9
Your kiss was so fantastic that you blew him away, right out of the tree.
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I'm happy to hear and surprised that people still do romantic things like this. I thought they became anachronisms
OzzMonster 10
Am I a bad person for hoping the tree was moderately tall?
EduJav321 24
It's like straight out of a cheesy romantic comedy!
klovemachine 24
Love hurts sometimes
BrotherPhil 35
Yes.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Wow must have been some kiss
aimzskee 30
Obviously her kiss stumped him
XAndrea_MalikX 16
Aww !! I hope he's ok and did he jump to get away from you ? Because if he did that's horrible !
Llama_Face89 33
Probably just surprise.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
#2 It said fell not jumped.
qwapteam 8
BITCH ALERT! BITCH ALERT!
obiewankenobi 1
There should be a "his life sucks" option
skitsmuffin 6
Seriously. Op could have paralyzed him.
TheBrightSide00 16
Yes...because OP is an evil genius and has mastered the kiss of death.
skitsmuffin 6
Uh people fall off little ladders all the time and break their necks. It's not that funny. Some "little" accident changing someone's life
sicksadworld1317 30
@98- You do have a valid point. I had a friend in elementary school who was sitting on the hood of a car one day and fell. The way she hit her head took her out of this world- it was a freaky thing. Thing is though, it's life. We fall down and go boom even as adults, and luckily there usually isn't serious damage. I believe the general rule is if no one got injured, it's ok to laugh; and since this made it to FML I thing we're in the clear :)
Goblin182 26
Gravety, it's the one law we all have to follow.
XanderScythe 11
I wish that grammar is a law which we all have to follow...
heinous966 15
You must be stunning.
AnOriginalName 19
No, but she is drop-dead gorgeous.
Linuxxon 3
He fell for her
tiernang 21
He got paralyzed by her beauty.
AhouKaho 11
Well you were almost sitting in a tree K I S S I N G
MidnightMadness 8
haha this made me giggle
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more like F-A-L-L-I-N-G
misslady23 10
Lol I laughed at this comment :) But to OP I hope he's okay
theaaxis 27
All fun and games until someone falls out of the tree..
skulskinator 5
That's one hell of a kiss
JustStella 28
For real. This is romance movie status right here. Absolutely adorable. I hope he isn't hurt!
phoughto 5
Kiss of death mwahaha
Pleonasm 35
He fell for you like the apple fell for Isaac Newton.
Kateyez_26 13
He was falling for you
ThaPrelude 11
I see what you did there lol
rdenkewicz 11
More like falling from her.
bradyk42 6
29, we all did.
helloboyzder 13
Oh shit...I really hope he's okay!