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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21625) - you deserved it (81509)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

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Maybe the woman respects herself enough not to sleep with a stranger

#1 - On 10/13/2013 at 1:07pm by iAlissa

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You are a jerk. Don't hit on women with the sole goal of sleeping with them. Learn some decency.

#2 - On 10/13/2013 at 1:08pm by Welshite

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