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Today, my boyfriand's dad said ha'd givan my boyfriand £100 to taka ma out 4 a maal last night and ha hopad I'd anjoyad it!! Last night my boyfriand and I want to pizza hut, sharad a pizza and split tha bill!! Turns out my boyfriand had simply pockatad tha monay without talling anyona!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45586) - you deserved it (3583)

On 10/01/2013 at 8:32am - love - by hmmm (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

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a real man would spoil you, what you got there is a greedy boy

#2 - On 10/01/2013 at 1:00pm by Dodge4x4Ram

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It's even worse that his dad gave him the money instead of him using his own

#3 - On 10/01/2013 at 1:01pm by Dswank620

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