Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
I don't need to see this
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Not such a happy ending
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Not coming out yet, sorry
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
I could be your girlfriend
Today, I hate that my best friend has a boyfriend, who doesn't even treat her right by the way. I could treat her way better, she's all I've ever dreamed of. Too bad she's straight. Too bad I'm straight. I might be in love with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
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misspulkadot24 17
Better to break the news to her now over Ben and Jerry's and romantic comedies rather than have her figure it out alone.That's what best friends are for; there for the good, bad and ugly.
Sandsh8rk 36
That's a terrible thing to say! Do you even know what emotional trauma people go through which leads them to cut? I am personally very happy that she's stopped, and I am sure her friend will be able to help her in this situation.
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Dre27 20
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Well, back to cutting
AculyAmber 12
Op, you need to get her help.
Sandsh8rk 36
That's a terrible thing to say! Do you even know what emotional trauma people go through which leads them to cut? I am personally very happy that she's stopped, and I am sure her friend will be able to help her in this situation.
aliciajuice 13
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REALLY???? :|
Kingofbosses 7
you got guts man. I like it
queerdragon 20
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Back to the cutting board then.
biggestfan23 11
#57 N/A
Faff 20
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people on this site are so sensitive
yahoowizard 16
Consequences of serious FML's on a site meant to be funny. Either you stop posting somber FML's or don't take the jokes too seriously.
awsamb 8
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#1 I just want you to know I gave you a thumbs up
chaosincarnate 8
#57 I found that funny. And totally appropriate.
Dre27 20
Oh so I show the guys and get -200 likes, you point it out and get +65, this site is messed man
Dre27 20
Also, don't be judgemental assholes people, I went through some insane depression and have cut before, don't assume people are being jerks, this site is to let off steam and laugh, just be chill about shit, don't let it get to your heads, just have fun
camlef39 8
wow harsh
ravenevercross 19
FYL OP. And as sad as it is, when she finds out she probably will go back to cutting, potentially worse. I suggest doing your best to get her help while you still can. Good luck.
theninja1800 11
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I was gonna say "well, I guess she isn't very sharp" but that would be pretty offensive if I published that comment for the whole world to see...
IndieParadise 4
You just said it. LOL.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Well.. Ya still said it. Haha. Pointing out what you were gonna say, then trying to retract said comment isn't much better.. Ah damn it, you edged me out of that one. Eh? Eh?.. Damn.
theninja1800 11
@#10, Oops.
AssTard 15
#20- Yeah, "Oops". I bet your comment was a complete accident... -_-
NoFlippinWai 24
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Actually 30, (I hate breaking this down) 20 was just pointing out the irony in 10's comment. 20 wasnt saying her comment was an "oops" but that 10 said something that they werent going to say because it was offensive and 10 said it anyway. 20- that was a little humorous. but I am sorry I had to take the funny out of it by breaking it down. :-)
AssTard 15
#37- #10 said nothing offensive though...
missrebecca3 8
I'm completely lost with all of the above comments ^ get your shit together guys
Therid 22
Nice one *high five*
misspulkadot24 17
Better to break the news to her now over Ben and Jerry's and romantic comedies rather than have her figure it out alone.That's what best friends are for; there for the good, bad and ugly.
Jazilli 7
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Hey maybe she can change him ;)
Dracoboxer357 35
....uh, she can't, and in trying, feels like a massive failure and goes back to more self destructive behaviour, perhaps even killing herself in the process. Not the happy ending Op probably wants for her friend. :p
negb 30
Maybe introduce her to some people or go out together to try and meet some guys or pout out other guys. But I say you should tell her he's gay...the sooner the better.
PandaSmile 24
I really feel for you. I've been in a similar situation and your friend needs help and support. You are a good friend for caring, she obviously trusts you if she feels comfortable talking about it. Best wishes.
MrBoredomioo 18
#I.#think.#I.#got.#It (edit, that was for comment 8)
Rainhawk94 27
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better her finding out from you.than.being.crushed.when.hearing it from.him
Little4Bear 10
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Spellcheck anybody?
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Spellcheck? No.. Way too ******* many periods? Yes.. I. Don't. Get. Why. People. Type. Like. This. MAYBE. ALL. CAPS. MAKE. A. DIFFERENCE? NOPE. STILL. PRETTY. STUPID.
evalu8tor 12
#THEN.#THIS.#WOULD.#WORSE.
mFUNdo21 17
alternate caps. much worse
Nohman 14
It's because on some phones the period is next to the spacebar.
vipirius 18
Well 114 it's called proof reading.
Cazz91 21
I think I may have killed some brain cells reading these painfully joking comments that mimic about spelling, grammar and punctuation. Good job everyone! :P
FMLkoala 28
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Hide the scissors and knifes if possible
DocBastard 38
You must have missed that day of primary school when they taught that "knives" is the plural of "knife".
iGottaFindBubbah 12
No use :/ Cutters will find other ways to self-mutilate when they're in desperate need to numb their pain.
elgordogrande1 11
A while back I used to self harm by burning myself. I threw away all my lighters and matches to try and stop myself, but after a while I turned to cutting. Getting rid of what she uses to self harm won't help.
SarMarJo 17
#24, agreed. After my father passed and my ex boyfriend sexually assaulted me, I spun into a dark hole of depression and self harm. My friends tried taking things away but when you're in that mindset, you find ways to get around it. I found a round skipping rock once and used that. A freaking round rock. It's almost like a drug, just taking away a drug cold turkey usually won't solve the problem. You've got to actually be there for them and show them their self worth.
EnchantedKitten 16
Not to mention taking away sharp objects wouldn't help, because something as innocent as a pencil sharpener can be turned into an object for cutting, it would make her feel like you can't trust her in anyway and she needs to be babysat.
cantwaittoleave 3
As much as it would pain her to find out, she has to know. It would be far worse for her to think that there's a possibility that he could be interested in her, and then figure out that she was being lead along by her best friend. While it may seem like a cruel thing to do (especially after she just stopped cutting herself)...the alternative could have worse implications. But perhaps try to help her become interested in someone else before breaking the news to her. Better a gentle letdown than a huge one.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
have him break the news to her, otherwise she won't believe you & cut you.
Roskie 16
Depression doesn't make you completely psychotic, you know. But perhaps you knew that, and are just an asshole.
j_729 18
I think he's just an asshole.