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Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47099) - you deserved it (3883)

On 09/22/2013 at 10:24pm - love - by really? (man) - United States

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screw her, you never leave a best friend behind

#3 - On 09/23/2013 at 3:26am by tennisguy108

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She sounds like a delight!

#1 - On 09/23/2013 at 3:25am by Everyday_Galaxy

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