Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML

by thissinglelife / 09/06/2013 at 2:42am / United States (California) / Love

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  • Obviously your boyfriend never actually existed and the security guard made you leave because of you were disturbing the other customers with your delusions. It's the only logical explanation.

    #3 - On 09/06/2013 at 6:06am by chris_42

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  • File a complaint, OP, then find him and Kick his ass. And at the very least, did he pay the bill?

    #2 - On 09/06/2013 at 6:06am by tpm45

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