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Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML
Obviously your boyfriend never actually existed and the security guard made you leave because of you were disturbing the other customers with your delusions. It's the only logical explanation.
File a complaint, OP, then find him and Kick his ass. And at the very least, did he pay the bill?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014