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Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56331) - you deserved it (6288)

On 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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I hope you talked to her about your needs in the relationship rather than venting on fml

#1 - On 08/29/2013 at 8:47pm by golden_warrior

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Hopefully her period is just late.
If she is indeed pregnant, and you two haven't had sex in a year... she has some serious explaining to do.
Chin up, OP. Hopefully it is just a minor scare.
PS: Put some Marvin Gaye playing and fix that sexless relationship. xD

#4 - On 08/29/2013 at 8:48pm by mangobbler

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