Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
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Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
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Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
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InfernoVivo 12
What a ridiculous situation. You should end it with her immediately
mangobbler 11
She is using you, obviously. If you are smart, you know cutting her from your life is the way to go.
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InfernoVivo 12
What a ridiculous situation. You should end it with her immediately
lonewolf621 17
I agree, but first you have to explain to her that what she is doing is wrong and unfair to her husband and to tell him about it. Lets hope he doesnt beat you up afterwards!
mattjamt 16
8 - I doubt she thinks what she is doing is right..
nightbirdblue 27
#22 Well obviously she has justified her actions as fine. My guess is her rationale from the fml is something like "My husband pisses me off, so he deserves to be cheated on." Most people won't do things repeatedly against their morales, unless in extreme circumstances.
stephissilly 18
really? I would of thought he'd keep seeing her.
little_excel 5
The girl you "were seeing" right?
CarbonCoach 11
take her phone when shes not paying attention then send her hausband of a pic with you and her saying shes cheating on you.
mangobbler 11
She is using you, obviously. If you are smart, you know cutting her from your life is the way to go.
eddeeezzyy 19
Just be thankful that it's only been 6 months and that hopefully nothing too serious happened between you guys during that period of time. Other than that, like 1 said, leave her ass.
calilovesneb 12
So many people are unfaithful these days. It's really causing me to lose hope in relationships.
fieldhockeygal97 19
Wow, why the hell do people think that it's okay to cheat on their significant other? FYL, OP, leave that bitch.
mimiminx 23
#4 I'm pretty sure people have been unfaithful since humans walked the earth. It's hardly a new thing
Sarahandlucas 9
I think she knows that. She's just implying that it's gotten ALOT worse over the years.
Ziggyboo 10
21, when humans first walked the earth, there was no "marriage" You reproduced, got your mate pregnant, and moved on.
vipirius 18
38 IS technically correct, I don't see why he's getting thumbed down.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Consider when researched "monogamous" animals like swans still sought other partners at times. Also consider that humans closest relative is the bonobo. What is so unique about that animal? They solve everything with orgies. Around the globe and through most of history, serial monogamy and polygamy are the norm, not life long monogamy. In one study it was found on average only 20% of people were 100% monogamous for life... The others engaged in cheating, serial monogamy (multiple marriages and divorces) or polygamy. So when you consider that... If you want to know why humans suck at monogamy you should read te book Sex at Dawn.
RedPillSucks 31
@25 I don't think it's gotten a LOT worse over the years. Now it's just more public, and women are doing it too. Previously, it was mostly men.
jhs578650 9
@54 You don't really believe that women just started cheating now do you? Women, like men, have been cheating for centuries. People have believed that it was mostly men simply because women have been better at lying about it. We see more women cheating today simply because lying is becoming more difficult with today's fast-paced, connected lifestyle.
lazygirlWOW 9
Now would be a great time to tell her husband about her infidelity. But yeah sorry OP :/
Miss_Latina 13
Tell her husband to piss him off!
Kallian_fml 21
It would be wrong for OP to tell the husband for the purpose of pissing him off. However, OP should tell the husband for the purpose of letting him know what kind of woman he's married to.
Sarahandlucas 9
Why should op tell the husband!?! He could get his ass kicked for HER wrong doing. And besides its not op's job to confess a grown women's wrong doing.
molliciousj 19
Damn, I feel like I'm going to end up marrying someone like that. It's just my luck, sounds like yours too. ...unless you marry me...oh, whaaaaat?
mangobbler 11
Lucky OP. Soon to be single (I hope), and already being hit on.
ghil15 8
can i just marry u instead? nevermind OP lol
loveingit 7
Was this to be a joke that went wrong? If not you will find an asshat if your hitting on someone 5 mins after they get out of a relationship bets are it will end badly.
molliciousj 19
It was a joke. Not looking for an "asshat" as you call it or someone off of fml. Ha. Im perfectly capable of finding someone otherwise, just lightening the mood!
elly94 23
At least you know now..
LeafsGuy92 10
How did he find out though? Big daddy come find them two in bed?!
zahra_786 19
I hope karma hits her so bad.
xx000o 27
Get to know her husband without her knowing about it, then show up to watch some sports. Then tell her husband about the affair with her present. "She promised me she wasn't married"
Cocainee 6
I think you shouldn't get the husband involved. It's such a touchy topic whether to tell, or don't tell.. However; I am a strong believer in karma and he will find out when it's right (maybe he already knows?). It's no use getting involved in their relationship, because once you end things she may just end up going to someone else. And if it was me, yes I feel like I've been cheated on... However if I was the husband, I wouldn't want to find out in spite of her.
kelsey_loo 12
Yah cause that would work out so much better when they're friends "By the way during this whole friendship I was banging your wife"