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Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49653) - you deserved it (12861)

On 08/26/2013 at 11:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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You can't be that "happily" married if you're developing serious feelings for someone else.

#1 - On 08/26/2013 at 1:09pm by laurenasabutton

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Just remember hand in glove doesn't equal ring on finger.

#2 - On 08/26/2013 at 1:10pm by QuantumLife

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