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Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56951) - you deserved it (8071)

On 07/16/2013 at 12:06pm - love - by ronnieG (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Nothing more dangerous than a woman scorned!

#1 - On 07/16/2013 at 4:40pm by fakedsincerity

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wow shes crazy. make the bitch dig for them

#3 - On 07/16/2013 at 4:41pm by ganjalovin27

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