Cars, Keys and Love: Fight Club

Fight Club

By ronnieG - 16/07/2013 16:06 - United States - Decatur

Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By GOLLUM! - 18/05/2017 00:00

Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML

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By LockedOut - 25/07/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

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Stranded

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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fakedsincerity 32

Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:40

Nothing more dangerous than a woman scorned!

ganjalovin27 4

Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:41

wow shes crazy. make the bitch dig for them

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Phooey 22

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:58

My brother lost my key to my old car(didn't have a spare)... I found a guy that was able to make me one just by sticking in a blank key and wiggling it then took it out and filled it down to the shape, kept doing it til he got the car to start.

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:52

Original keys to classic cars add thousands of dollars to the value. Getting in is easy, but those keys are important.

Maikm 3

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:59

Easy problem, take out car lock (if car door is open) , if not , bend window or glasses, either way you get in . New key made by lock in europe is about 50 usd max, so .... pennys for you.

gigglesmg 6

Wednesday 17 July 2013 8:13

YOU DON'T VANDALIZE A CLASSIC CAR PERIOD!!!!!!

grimshaw9 3

Wednesday 17 July 2013 0:03

dumb kunt

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Wednesday 17 July 2013 0:28

Don't be a dumb ****, 71.

Phoenix_fml 13

Wednesday 17 July 2013 0:37

damn, that's a nice car

buckdharma 36

Wednesday 17 July 2013 0:44

Build a flux capacitor for your DeLorean.

ughfmltears 12

Wednesday 17 July 2013 0:50

Wow your gf is one psycho Bitch.. It's one thing to get upset and be mean to each other but a whole other deal is to be mentally Ill to where you purposely do evil shit knowing it will really hurt someone... Specially someone you're supposed to care about:/

nyxiny 22

Wednesday 17 July 2013 1:29

1. It says wife. 2. Just because someone responds immaturely and passionately, does not mean they are "mentally ill," simply that they overreacted. Sorry, I just had to say that. This is a wrong thing to do, but it does not make someone mentally ill.