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Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML


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On 06/18/2013 at 11:02am - love - by Well, crap (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

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Why go all out when something as simple as you saying "will you go out with me?" would work? Save that shit for marriage proposals.

#2 - On 06/18/2013 at 1:27pm by debbster7

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Well, maybe try to tone down the extravagant gestures towards people you don't know very well yet? I hope she appreciated the effort, though....

#6 - On 06/18/2013 at 1:28pm by Vidrill

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