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Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47743) - you deserved it (3811) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/15/2013 at 6:24pm - love - by Sovekipisse (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Maybe he has a thing for uranal . . . um er I mean urinals.

#5 - On 06/15/2013 at 11:32pm by BeccaHugs

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Hey take it as a compliment.

#1 - On 06/15/2013 at 11:29pm by thenamesbrooksy

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