mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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hey-o
United States
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
WaxOnWaxOff
Denver, United States
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
C. Kronick
United States
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hedgehog
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
mustachioed
United States
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
RR
United States
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
bojangles
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Top comments
Cheeley 17
Now that's true love right there.
SlapAndTickle 20
Now it's time to grow a beard.
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SlapAndTickle 20
Now it's time to grow a beard.
MysticMonkey 9
And join a circus. Could make good money there.
syki 22
I think OP just might *be* the beard.
feelingold 18
tell him he can kiss you somewhere else if he wants that....
Cheeley 17
Now that's true love right there.
Ctrl_H 18
I agree, for some reason when I read this the first thing I thought of was how cute it sounded. like his mustache also needs to be cuddles once in a while or something.
chanellgymnast 17
Your boyfriend should probably reevaluate his relationship with you.
Jharrist89 12
Yea, that's a turn off..
CharresBarkrey 15
Clearly the boyfriend didn't care, or liked it even. So there's no need for him to "re-evaluate" anything. Honestly, people can be so shallow.
SlapAndTickle 20
Everyone has a right to be shallow, to have acceptance or to find something worth laughing at. I want one person to tell me they aren't shallow about anything and I'll call you out on it.
Ameel_fml 19
Why should he re-evaluate his relationship with someone he clearly loves and accepts for who she is? Sounds like love to me.
23Z9TZO 18
Jokes about moustache rubbing? REEVALUATE.
Getspmak 15
Being shallow must suck...
ise3 10
Speaking from experience, it does suck to be shallow.
fymother 13
Not shallow. He might be gay.
erikav9669 11
At least you don't have to be self conscious
annie_nk 22
He doesn't seem bothered that you had one in the first place. So that's a plus.
Jharrist89 12
Lol time to start taking testosterone to please your man!
alwaysmalia 12
Eew..
erikav9669 11
What's so gross? Honestly grow up.
Jharrist89 12
Lol, I know I wouldn't want a hairy lip touching mine! That's why it's gross!
Ameel_fml 19
Yeah, women are totally gross in their natural state. *rolls eyes* Oh wait, no, they aren't. The only reason we find things like mustache hair "eww" is because society and the media have taught us that women should be balder than a baby's ass.
erikav9669 11
Thank you! I would understand if she had pimples all around her mouth or something but a little fuzz? Get real..
CharresBarkrey 15
So guys can find a little upper lip hair repulsive, but girls are supposed to be okay with men's back and stomach hair? Men can be just as disgusting.
SlapAndTickle 20
Guys aren't allowed to be disgusted about anything on a woman's body, if they are it's the media's fault and they should be kicked in the nuts. /sarcasm. Next thing you know we'll be back in the 1950's twlight zone style with men being the submissive gender. Honestly, what the heck you hooomans. Everyone has opinions. Stop blaming any and everything else because you feel disappointed. This is how we are and forever will be.
Jharrist89 12
I don't see where the post states that it was "a little", but I also done see where it states "a lot". So let's not speculate. If she had to wax it than I'm assuming it was more than "a little".
Pwn17 25
Well at least he seems to really love you.
smacky187 9
Right... Facial hair on women is disgusting
starw0lf 31
Just wait until it starts growing back!
dixiefoxx 22
Aw, it could be worse, he could've been really grossed out by it. At least he was accepting of your mustache :) most guys I know would hit the road running... Your boyfriends a keeper