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Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

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On 05/17/2013 at 10:59pm - love - by moo... -

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Did you tell him to suck on your udders?

#2 - On 05/18/2013 at 3:14am by FalconCrunch

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aw! and who said romance was dead?!

#1 - On 05/18/2013 at 3:13am by hopelessteej

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