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Man or woman?

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML


I agree, your life sucks (54445) - you deserved it (5692)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:23pm - love - by paging dr. kevorkian (man) - Netherlands

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And Grandma wonders why she's in a home...

#1 - On 05/16/2013 at 7:11pm by yetanotherginger

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Troll Grandma: 1
OP: 0
Gullible Girlfriend: -1

#6 - On 05/16/2013 at 7:16pm by WhisperSoflty

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