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Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63330) - you deserved it (4132)

On 05/15/2013 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Move on OP. You deserve better.

#1 - On 05/15/2013 at 5:53pm by AnthonyWheeler15

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I am so sorry. Dump her right away and kick the other guy's ass. I hate how some people think being drunk gives you the right to do stupid stuff like that.

#4 - On 05/15/2013 at 5:54pm by Mynameislinh

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