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Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53147) - you deserved it (8967)

On 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by wrongguy - United States (North Carolina)

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Talk about awkward!

#1 - On 05/12/2013 at 4:27am by abhi95

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Keep it in the family :)
The royals did it for centuries, see how that worked out?

#2 - On 05/12/2013 at 4:29am by EpicSquishii

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