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Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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On 05/05/2013 at 3:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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Did she ask you to stop and you didn't?

#5 - On 05/05/2013 at 9:16pm by Marmarfarfar

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It's either that she's really stupid or you were throwing that mud like a champ.

#7 - On 05/05/2013 at 9:16pm by harrypotter955

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