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Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML

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On 04/20/2013 at 8:02am - love - by How strange - United States

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That means you must be babe 1! You should feel so special!
Or you could be babe 5 or 6...
In that case not so much.

#1 - On 04/20/2013 at 9:57am by iarefatal

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He has simply started raising pigs. No worries, OP.

#4 - On 04/20/2013 at 9:57am by Welshite

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