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Man or woman?

Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40887) - you deserved it (11127)

On 04/12/2013 at 5:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Dodge a bullet and don't let it go on for more than 2 months OP, end it now for your benefit.

#3 - On 04/12/2013 at 8:36pm by Wizardo

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Too soon? yea maybe too soon..

#4 - On 04/12/2013 at 8:37pm by firefighter925

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