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Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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On 04/12/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

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Odd parents, fairly odd parents...

#2 - On 04/12/2013 at 11:49am by Pleonasm

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Well, that was an asshole move. I hope your girlfriend has sense enough not to care too much about what they say.

#1 - On 04/12/2013 at 11:49am by Inciter

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