By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
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Inciter 33

Well, that was an asshole move. I hope your girlfriend has sense enough not to care too much about what they say.

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BinaryGuy 22

That sucks, might have to avoid bringing her home if your parents can't learn to behave...

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Enslaved 36

Time to get-- even!:P Hopefully you warned her in advance that they were odd!

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Darthbane2007 17

well at least her father called her a fuckstick on her birthday...

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MidnaLink 33

Like that would've made things better.

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heathz 9

that would have been anything but a deal breaker for me!!

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Inciter 33

I'm sure we all have. My first boyfriend's mother called me satanic when she first met me because I was wearing a black shirt. She was pretty crazy.

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perdix 29

I wonder what qualifies as "downhill." Did they question her sanity or mock her sex noises or speculate about her genital hygiene? These sound like pretty bad topics even after that intro.

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9lashes 15

What if they actually pushed her down a hill? d:

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LennyComa 39

Oh that suck's, maybe he was trying to "Open with a Joke"

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onorexveritas 23

hopefully she has enough sense to not listen to your ******** dad

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Pstraka6 20

I thought your father is suppose to help you out?

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