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Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48639) - you deserved it (6483)

On 04/10/2013 at 3:09pm - love - by a - United States

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It sounds like you'll be better off without him.

#2 - On 04/10/2013 at 5:47pm by Applejacks18

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What a bunch of assholes. Give em' a good slap in the face!

#1 - On 04/10/2013 at 5:47pm by MichellinMan

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