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Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43180) - you deserved it (3441)

On 04/06/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

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"Would you folks like any dessert? No? You sure? You make such a cute couple, maybe I could recommend the shared sundae?"

#2 - On 04/06/2013 at 9:25pm by waltjrimmer

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Good luck, OP. But you were a nice guy for still paying.

#1 - On 04/06/2013 at 9:24pm by CreepInTheCorner

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