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Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40824) - you deserved it (2827)

On 04/01/2013 at 10:50am - love - by t.hughes (woman) - United States

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Sounds like you're better off without him.

#1 - On 04/01/2013 at 12:57pm by MadlyInLust

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It's a good thing he told you before the walk down the aisle. It's a lot less paperwork and fees to deal with.

#2 - On 04/01/2013 at 12:57pm by SheBeNeNe

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