Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML

by soontobesingle / 03/27/2013 at 3:55pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Love

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  • Tell him what you are buying is a one way ticket for him to get the hell out.

    #1 - On 03/27/2013 at 6:28pm by Kayloe

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  • Tell him that he's about to have another broken arm.

    #2 - On 03/27/2013 at 6:29pm by AbstraktThoughts

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