Nice try

By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 20:43 - United Kingdom - Retford

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
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Catkam623 27

Tell her how jealous it'll make her friend if she sucks your dick

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llama612 27

Get your bestfriend to start flirting with her and when she asks him out have him say "sorry I'm just trying to make (insert your name here OP) jealous" Make sure it's being recorded or you're watching so you get to see the look on her face once she sees she just got a taste of her own medicine.

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The_Big_Boss 20

Wow, great first comment. I can tell you put a lot of thought, consideration, time, and effort into it. Thanks for coming in today, you really made a difference

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KingCeltic77 18

There IS a button for that, you know. You must be new here.

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FMLouis 6

"You know what would really make him jealous?" ...Is where you should have gone with it OP

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Diana_Christine 5

Why are you calling her a *****? Flirting doesn't make her a *****. However if she had ****** you in order to make your friend jealous, then she would have been a *****. Let me guess, you're a self proclaimed "nice guy" aren't you, OP?

Ainarr 29

She's a ***** because she used him to try and make a friend jealous, which is considered inconsiderate. And skankish. I'd be upset too.

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Shrike 23

2- I'm as disgusted as the next sane person with all those so-called "nice guys", but this is a totally different situation. Stop giving ammo to those "wahhh friend-zone" whiners.

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llama612 27

Pretty sure using a guy and leading him on to make his GAY bestfriend jealous is well skanky. So yes flirting does make her a *****. Also weather OP is a nice guy or not has nothing to do with it and anyone would have called this girl a *****.

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whiteboy896 9

whether* sorry i couldn't help it, you said weather.

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llama612 27

thats ok I always get them screwed up lol

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ironik69 31

*****, *****, and just plain bitch are all different animals. ***** works here. ***** would be acceptable if she had sex with you to try to make the friend jealous. And bitch, well, that's just an everyday personality for some of us.

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meso222 8

And self proclaimed nice guys are not the problem (as long as it's chivalry not buying diamonds for a kiss) the friendzone is reaerved for people who won't date you because youve known eachother since grade school and are very close to family. The problem is all the people whining that they can't get a girl cuz they are to nice and the people bitching about the nice guys because treating a girl right is for "*******". She is a ***** for using his feelings for her to **** with his best friend.

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tappm98 22

Let me guess, you're the "I'm always the one who gets hurt and all guys are assholes" type of girl, aren't you?

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TorisaurusRexxx 10

3, what exactly is her "karma?" That the guy she was after was gay? That she is now known as a ***** on fml? I really dont think karma had anything to do with this.

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Catkam623 27

Tell her how jealous it'll make her friend if she sucks your dick

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Catkam623 27

Your* I can't believe no one called me on it I must be the luckiest man In the world, unlike op of course

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KingDead 18

Lol #4, says 'your' in your original post, and your second.. Assuming you realized you could edit after the fact of already posting in your second? Fail hehe

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CareFace 16

No, #31. Tell her how jealous it'll make YOUR friend, not hers. That's where he corrected himself.

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Catkam623 27

And the timer stops after 2 mins wasn't til I reread the fml that I noticed it

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ladyLALAA 28

The grammar Nazis are going to hate me but if comments are still understandable I don't see what the big deal is...

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Soloman212 28

It wasn't a grammar mistake, it was just an error in reading comprehension.

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tararochelle 18

Ladylalaa -I totally agree. Some of the grammar freaks drive me nuts. We get it, some are geniuses with grammar and punctuation.... But it's a free app to bitch about your day, not English class.

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alphatoomega 21

Well, better to learn that and move on than to keep agonizing over that. I know how that kind of thing hurts, and I'm sorry. But at least now you can start moving on from that bitch, I guess?

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Success4444 12

Yeah, I would say the joke is on the *****.

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thosedogtags 8

Move on with your life.. And from her! Obviously she's not worth your time or efforts anymore.

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enormouselephant 15

His right what? To be a skanky ass hoe? Yeah, you're right.

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KingCeltic77 18

Her loss. I wouldn't give a girl like her the time of day, because that's just low. Jokes on her, because there is no way that she would EVER get with your friend.

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llama612 27

Get your bestfriend to start flirting with her and when she asks him out have him say "sorry I'm just trying to make (insert your name here OP) jealous" Make sure it's being recorded or you're watching so you get to see the look on her face once she sees she just got a taste of her own medicine.

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GrinchFu1 27

Let this play out... You could definitely have some fun at her expense.

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