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Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33620) - you deserved it (3387)

On 03/21/2013 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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Tell her how jealous it'll make her friend if she sucks your dick

#4 - On 03/21/2013 at 10:09pm by Catkam623

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Get your bestfriend to start flirting with her and when she asks him out have him say "sorry I'm just trying to make (insert your name here OP) jealous" Make sure it's being recorded or you're watching so you get to see the look on her face once she sees she just got a taste of her own medicine.

#14 - On 03/21/2013 at 10:15pm by llama612

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