Today, my girlfriend left me because our "political views don't match" when I told her we needed to share house chores now that we live together. I know, I'm lost too. FML
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Today, my boyfriend left me. He said he can’t be with someone who agrees with their parents politically. My parents are liberals, and I happen to have done my own independent research, and still agree with them. FML
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Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
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shyeahh_fml 19
You're asking wayyy too much of her, OP.
KingDead 18
What kind of fool are you... That is clearly sarcasm. Hence the exaggeration on 'wayyy'.
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Comments (67)
shyeahh_fml 19
You're asking wayyy too much of her, OP.
RinaVampire31 18
You didn't fully understand the FML, did you?
KingDead 18
What kind of fool are you... That is clearly sarcasm. Hence the exaggeration on 'wayyy'.
Dadvocate 5
Battle of the guitar chicks
evilscorpi 29
I would love a man who split household chores, make my life a bit easier.
BRLHP 24
That's easy to understand, she's a democrat and wants everyone else to do the work while she collect the benefits. And you must be republican.
AKGirlinSD 20
I'm going out on a limb here but I think OP's ex-girlfriend is one of those women who are all about women's rights but has made it to fit only her wants and needs. When OP asked her to help out with the chores, she pulled the Political-Doesn't-Match card out and left. I'm in, no way, saying what she did was the correct way to react, however, she most likely has the alpha dog personality along with those beliefs that her man should do everything while the woman gets to sit and boss him around (very bad combination!). She probably feels owed due to how women used to stay home, did all the chores, and raised the children.Therefore, when she is asked to do something that she feels she has the right to say no to, she will get extremely defensive and hit the road. I thought we were at the age where relationships are 50/50 and if any couple want to have one person working and one staying home, that's their choices. OP, you dodged a huge bullet!
06dopey 8
I blame Obama
AbstraktThoughts 13
*Palin
lmngrl889 14
Obama does suck
slimjim8094 12
Should've just let her do them if she wanted to. I'd offer too, but I wouldn't force it
2035 9
So by your logic op doesn't need to do the chores if he doesn't want to either? Something tells me living in a pig sty isn't very nice
limerx 1
I guess she's an independent
evilscorpi 29
you mean dependent.
Albanic 7
Better off without someone that lazy, sorry to hear though
KingDead 18
Everyone seems to be claiming she's lazy... Just MAYBE, it's something other than the typical ideal reason, for a pretty untypical reason to leave someone. Think outside of the 99% sheep thought-wave.
llamafish 25
Yeah, maybe if OP wasn't such a communist this wouldn't have had to happen.
Daiyuki 5
Thought-wave...? Lol.
KingDead 18
Haha, talking outta my ass. Everyone likes to claim the most obvious possibility.. When really, no one was there, people shouldn't belittle someone without knowing both sides of the coin.
Dadvocate 5
I tried talkin outta my ass one time. Made a big mess tho.
jem970 19
#63 this is FML. We only hear one side of the story unless the OP fills in more information. We go by what we are told. If we didnt there would be no comments.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Isn't it usually the other way?
FML_TJ 21
That's what she said.
Knightchaser27 25
Well it shouldn't be
itsjusyme 11
Best without her, a woman who don't clean is normally the same type that don't wax/shave after time, that's not cool
iLike2Teabag 27
That connection is a bit of a stretch. And even if they don't, why is it not cool? Some people prefer natural women.
clueless05 12
I don't clean. I shave.
buckeyed 20
except, women dont inherently need to do either. OPs problem is more about communication, not a woman fulfilling her feminine duties.
gracehi 31
I'd venture to guess what her political affiliation is in light of her laziness, but it would likely spark a stupid debate and get my comment deleted by the mods, as well as provoke some verbal abuse against me, so I won't.
zandalee 19
Lazy bitch! Either that or she was looking for an out... Bit weird though!
StanSmith2013 26
How lazy of her! That's like saying 'we don't have the same dietary needs' if someone said was asking you about your daily commute.