Today, my husband woke up, rolled over, and said, "Good morning, beautiful." He hasn't called me that in months, but as I was about to reply, I realized he was talking to his pet turtle, not me. FML
by Maggie / 03/18/2013 at 3:38pm / United States / Love
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Next time when you wake up roll over and say "good morning sexy" to your vibrator.
#1 - On 03/18/2013 at 8:38pm by sarah6786
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Turtles can be pretty cute.
#2 - On 03/18/2013 at 8:39pm by chelsearenaeee
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