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Man or woman?

Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31314) - you deserved it (11427)

On 03/07/2013 at 1:07am - love - by Roses are Red - United States (Mississippi)

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It's tough, but if she's not interested you need to move on.

#2 - On 03/07/2013 at 6:01am by siberianhamster

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Sorry OP, you just got friend zoned

#1 - On 03/07/2013 at 6:00am by RebornUnicorn

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